Sunday, October 5, 2008

Fellatio fine baked italian goods

That would be the name of my bakery if I was ever to open one. Who could turn that down.

Not much new with me other that work is long and hard. (I wish other things were as long and hard)

A couple of thoughts for people to consider.

Are polish ghosts Retarded?

You just never hear of retarded ghosts bothering people from the afterlife. In the current life I am tormented from the near retarded. People that are not bothersome usually have a degree of intelligence that informs them that when they are annoying to stop. Oh well I think that the afterlife should be representative of the current one. I think that the afterlife needs a talk show to tell them how to vote and think. Oprah for dear departed so that they can conform to the liberal biased media post pardum or Rush Limball so that we can group hate from the here after.
Either way, the dead need mental help as well. They too need to embrace there post terminal issues.

Oh well, I will if I am ever a ghost going to eat your food and dominate you dvr.

Do you think that the money I save for cheap cable TV will carry over?


I tell you what though I love my family and friends so much that I will come back an haunt them If I can. I intend on being a burden to all as long as humanly possible. People believe in ghosts, I believe that I will be one, and a big one at that. I will leave the lights on and not flush the toilet when I am done. I may already be living the afterlife now. Hey this is heaven Man.

Oh well I would not make a good hippie.

BOB