Is this the end

Sad to say but is this the end of capitalism in america. Seems to be that we are not too comfortable with market self correction. Now I am not attempting to offer any solutions but I would think that the powers that supervised communist countries could not forsee an end to their way of life and commerce.

Now I do not have alot of time at the moment to expound on my recent thoughts but lets just say that the way we were may be forever lost. Are we in terminal trouble as whole as much as we are in the parts. How many foreclosures will be saved with any bailout. How many layoffs will be prevented. I think that we are in for a long slow period and if we really screw with the model of commerce change the free market that we so strongly believe in. I dont think that people in general see the change.

To discuss more later

bob

Fellatio fine baked italian goods

That would be the name of my bakery if I was ever to open one. Who could turn that down.

Not much new with me other that work is long and hard. (I wish other things were as long and hard)

A couple of thoughts for people to consider.

Are polish ghosts Retarded?

You just never hear of retarded ghosts bothering people from the afterlife. In the current life I am tormented from the near retarded. People that are not bothersome usually have a degree of intelligence that informs them that when they are annoying to stop. Oh well I think that the afterlife should be representative of the current one. I think that the afterlife needs a talk show to tell them how to vote and think. Oprah for dear departed so that they can conform to the liberal biased media post pardum or Rush Limball so that we can group hate from the here after.
Either way, the dead need mental help as well. They too need to embrace there post terminal issues.

Oh well, I will if I am ever a ghost going to eat your food and dominate you dvr.

Do you think that the money I save for cheap cable TV will carry over?


I tell you what though I love my family and friends so much that I will come back an haunt them If I can. I intend on being a burden to all as long as humanly possible. People believe in ghosts, I believe that I will be one, and a big one at that. I will leave the lights on and not flush the toilet when I am done. I may already be living the afterlife now. Hey this is heaven Man.

Oh well I would not make a good hippie.

BOB

So "Have a Good Day"

Sometimes things work out for the best. Most things are not as bad as they appear or are worse than expected. I am tired of thinking about what the future holds. I am usually not correct anyway. Been a while since I posted but as all who know me know that I don't blog on a regular basis but do blog more than you do so get your own blog too.

Anyway things of interest Politics. Who do we trust less old people or African American people. I do know that that Palin women is attractive in a librarian sort of way.

I am still up for grabs with my meaningless vote. I live in a blue state. I am leaning toward mccain as I am inherently conservative or at least that's what my parents are so to please them I will vote for the old guy. I wish that we were over the apparent racial problems of this country but we are not. I was sitting there at olive garden when a couple of mixed race walked by. White girl black dude and some old cb next to me says "Stupid white girl". I am like wtf. I have no problem at all with mixed race couples and whos business is it anyway. Needless to say I was unpleasantly not surprised. I thought of asking him if my Asian wife who was sitting next to me is suitable for me but hesitated. and yes there are some dysfunctional Asian people so that stereotype does not apply. The African American guy probably had more money in his pocket and brains in his head than this white buffoon.

Also I don't mind calling them African Americans instead of black. I just don't give two shits about it.

Now if there was a black guy with a white guy couple what would he say to that.



Not to make a big social issue about it but we are a mixed melting pot of a people. After 200 years of practice you would think that we could be good at it.


PS

I had to fire a friend from my garage band. That sucked. Sorry Billy your curve ball isn't breaking like it used to you cant play in the wiffle ball league anymore. I don't agree with it but democracy at its best.

My older brother and family moved to the east coast that lived nearby. Somber times. Life keeps moving along but were so busy all the time we don't notice.

I just started enjoying my summer.


Oh Well.

Just started taking guitar lessons. Classical training... I enjoy it but it is difficult. And dam it I am not better than my teacher yet. I have been playing guitar for 20 years or so. How could I play if I studied for 20 years. I can play well and definitely have my own style and way of playing that I do enjoy. a free from explosion of mojo and gooing wetness in my shorts. But I want the discipline necessary to be a true Jedi.

We shall see how it goes. For now it is a commitment I do not intend on letting go.


PS

FOOTBALL IS BACK

I can be lazy again for my team.

How can it be mine without any real sense of ownership. They wont call me about decisions. Now what if I started claiming things that are not truly mine my possessions is usually termed as theft.

Who ate my meatball hero. Sorry Sal I really like meatballs, I like them more than you do, You only like them when they are on sale, so I ate it.




That's all for today.


BOB

Now I know why people hate golf GOLFERS

GOLFERS ARE SUB PAR PEOPLE.

they generally are sensitive wannabe muffin men. With small feelings and semi soft man parts. Lets face it if golf is very important to you sex is not.

I had an old golf man get irritated with a friend and myself as he was giving me a golf lesson at the public golf range. He said all that he could here was our talking. He got upset with us for no reason at all. Anyway to avoid complaining it serve to the point that people are all to sensitive and non tolerant. Lets face it even sober I tend to annoy the whole entire world. So anyway....I understand that times are tough and everyone is so important but I am not buying it anymore. I should have kicked the old man in the groin or even pushed him in his face but I generally yield to conflict with ease especially with senior citizens.... I am tired of diffusing morons.

I am thinking of behaving like Helen Keller just to avoid any unintended conflict. Boy that Bob really pissed me off he did not wash his hands before he signed to me. What an a**hole.

I think that I may suffer from BBS Battered Balls Syndrome. I must have some dysfunction to validate my problems. People have all sort of labels. ADD. ADHD. PMS..... Has anyone ever suffered the consequences of PSD. Pu**y Shut Down. OR Worse yet CPSD Complete P*&^%Y Shut Down. I have and it is brutal. People used to have letters after their names to signify academic accomplishment. We should have our mental dysfunction stated on our state identification just so people will know in advance of our hypersensitivities and how to handle us so that we don't have embarrassing moments. I am a sufferer from NYCBD. New York C*&K Bag Disorder. I live in the mid west but was raised in New York where people like this are usually killed off or at least not allowed to breed.


There it is for today

my non sincere apology if I have offended anyone. I am so sorry if you are that fragile. Wear a helmet.

bob





See you later

Be your husband's WHORE

You know that people have marriage trouble now and then. We have hurt feelings and lets say unmet expectations. That is why I think that would be the title of my marriage counseling book if I was to write one. Sure it may seem insensitive and most likely book not to be read by women but I think it simply says what we men want. Now to make it appropriate women would want us to address their level of consideration and general respect issue itemized a to z. Our request list would basically be sum mated by the title mentioned above. I think that it could fit into a pamphlet or even a business card. That is not allot of requirement that we seek. It is not allot to figure out. At this stage of fitness that I am at it would not take allot of time. And I would gladly do just about anything that you would ask of me. get it straight give me the milk girls.

Oh well


I was never to good with the women.


SO WHAT

I CAN PLAY SURF GUITAR

One minute to blog

I will blog all by myself. I dont think anyone reads it anyway. If bob blogged in the woods would anyone here it. Was anyone there. I feel all alone

Thats alright with me.

Anyhow, things are fair at the moment.

I bought another amp dont tell the wife, she would not approve


For those who know me I will ask again.....

SHOULD I BUY A NEW CAR?

DO YOU HEAR THAT RATTLE?

CAN I SAY ONE THING?


Any how I am out of mojo and must go back to work


My blog may suck but it is better than yours



bob

OH, I Forgot to mention my Brother Tim

Yes for those who don't know I have a brother named Timothy John. He is a good guy. A real fun guy but does he have the man parts for his own blog....No.... does he share his feeling with all to see....No.... does his crave his mommy's love.....yes

Tim is a great guy if you need to look sober.

He had sex with a german shepard once.


There you go Tim

you made it to my blog


bob

No Blog for the blogger

It has been a long time since I last blogged. Months in fact. It has been months for other important aspects of my life. I recently flossed my teeth and that was great. I got a big chunk of food loose. Maybe I can start a food bank with my floss.

recently I reduced my coffee intake from 30 plus cups to about 2. Man that was a good thing to do. I wish someone would have told me that too much coffee is bad for the body. I do feel better without it but I miss the that wild coffee man.

Also, I stopped pissing off my wife on a daily basis. Now it is every three days or so. So things are better there.

I guess that I am trying to mature and be a more civilized guy with less violent outrages. I feel like a setback is comming and at some level a postal moment may arise.

Other than that not too much.



I will blog sooner.


bob

Oh boy More Snow

Who the hell cares. Snow is for sissies.

If I want it to snow it wont so I will look forward to it. When I look forward to things they don't happen so I will look forward to a good foot of snow tomorrow. a

Anyhow, not much new for me. Just the same old boring stuff.

I had some funny things to write but I lost them in my clouded mind.

One thing would be great. What if groping was an Olympic sport. I would enjoy a collegiate try out now and then.

Someone asked at my office the other day... What is that smell? It smells like cat piss.

Needless to say there is one less cat at the office.

I tell you what some people do smell and sometimes cat piss would be an improvement but I don't say anything about it. Hey Pam the crotch cream that you been using has lost its glow. I figure that if you smell bad you must feel bad and you don't need me to tell you that.

It is something that I just let go.


Now how is my music coming along. Not bad I have not played as much and sometimes that can help the cause. Makes it more fun when I do. For the personal hygiene I am working on that and hopefully the sent of cat piss can not be such a common occurrence. I am sure that they are just trying to help. I take it as a compliment. (not really)

Now a compliment received is a generous gift and I get some on occasion and cherish their meaning. my back is not used to other than my own hand patting it.

I have grown recently to admire those people who have shaped my talents.
It is important to Revere those who have helped you.


Oh well I hope it snow. I hope my wife puts out.


Its not going to snow


bob

I am getting tired of all this cold crap they call winter

Okay, So I want to wine a little. It is too cold for too long and I have had enough.

Oh well,,, While I complain I would like to say that my hands are too small. They look like little people hands on a 230 pound eating machine. They are good hands but do not look good in a suite.. My brother Tim's hands are even smaller. Sorry to hear that Tim. I guess it runs in the family.

Okay I went to a concert with a buddy of mine and had a great time and we were pondering about the nature of a young performer at the show. She played great bass and that is attractive for some reason. a woman who looks like bj and the bear would be attractive if she played bass. But lets say she was cute but had an eyebrow that circled her entire head and the head of someone who sat next to her. She without her clothes would resemble clan of the caveman type of girl. Anyway, we decided that as long as it was dark and she played the bass guitar she would do fine. But she is only 22 years old and I don't know if either of have enough left in the tank to satisfy what a 22 year old needs. Sure I am great to talk to but that is about it. They only way I can f$&k someone really hard is to hit them with my car.

BOB

Happy Valentine's Day

Here we are one year later. One more Valentine's day under our belt. It is so nice being married. (That is written as a form of self protection)

I often wonder how many of my friends have happy marriages. I know a few that are probably getting closer to that area of joy and some that are not. I seem to ebb and flow, back and forth. The longer that I am married the better at it I am but I am probably the worst husband that I know. It is something that I could definately improve upon..... But anyway who cares. (I think that is most of my problem)

On a lighter note. Andres Bocelli, the great Italian singer. I did not know that he was a a blind guy. I was watching him sing into open spaces on the grammys and noted to my friend hey this guy cant even shave before he goes out their and swoons the crowd of adoring fans. He say bob he is blind. What are you talking about, I thought that he was just a retarded italian singer that is so self admiring that he stares into space when he sings or does interviews. Oh well I dont notice some of the most obvious things.

a couple of other funny things have crossed my mind but I did not write them down.


bob

We may wake up to eight inches of snow

That would be great to wake up to eight inches. I never woke up to eight inches before but I am probably not going to be able to sleep in anticipation. It would be better than Santa Claus visiting my doorstep. I hope that the weather man is right for once.

bob

There are no products available for masculine hygiene

I dont know why but I cant buy one product that is specially designed for my sensitive man parts. Not a one. Now the girls got a whole aisle at the store for what they got but I have to improvize if I ever run into trouble with my guys. I am left alone to fend for myself. Does the world just think that these are completely maintenance free appliances. Some special sented soap would be nice. I sometimes wonder if, yes if, those are mine that smell like they are not supposed to. I get it they have a sent that repells both man and woman alike but it doesnot have to be that way. Do I even have to mention the term hairstyle products. I just think that They are left out of the whole consideration of everything. Maybe a product like sackasil will make the economy rebound. It may be the next big trend in what we all need and will pay big money for. I would buy a jar of manolin if it would help them out.

But lets face it. It works just fine without any of the bells and whisles. It has served as an alarm clock waking me up for the past 25 years or so. The fashion statement days are long gone unless looking osama bin ladin is a fashion statement.

At least there should be a cream or rub that can help the itch that you just cant scratch.


bob

OH Well, I am the same schmuck that I was before the new year.

Yup nothing has changed. Same dumb ass as I was before. No great difference. No big changes. I am the same only older. I am always amazed by those who despite their misery are able to make you laugh. There are some people who for some reason just make you laugh. I had seen some things this week that made me laugh. I cant go into what they were but if you are reading this Murry you know what you did. Okay he was talking about he plays air guitar after his shower with his testicles slamming all around jumping jumping jumping. After his demonstration I was left fairly overwhelmed..... It was great yet awful.....It was great..... I play air guitar myself but not naked and at full force. This guy is kind of a modern marvel of physicality and it is a wonder that he has not hurt himself.

Some people just don't get your jokes but some people get it so much that they spread your jokes. I like it like that I want to infect the world with my stupid humor.....But no one is listening.......another thing that I am working on is the instant guilt trip for no reason at all......give it a try....... Like the one my brother gave me.... Hey bob yeah Tim I have an job interview next Wednesday. Oh Tim I reply that is great he says in a glib dim tone after dramatic pause......Is it?

You have to be Irish catholic to get it but it is great fun to crap a good serving of guilt at the most unexpected times.

I got him back but he is up on me for the time being. He just knows how to throw the guilt down....

Oh well I am tired and am going to go home...


bob