So much to write about but who cares anyway

You know their is so much to say but why bother. It hurts to say it anyway. Good news is that my wife still loves me and I surely do not give her the credit or love that she deserves. I am getting better at it but for what it is worth being a good loving husband is something to always improve upon. I clearly made a good decision when I married her. I cannot say the same for her. What I like best about her is that she does not get mad at what others would find very irritating. Like when I call her up to pick me up because I am too drunk to drive. Then I puke in her car. She barely got mad at that. If I leave the light on or neglect her timed appointments she will near kill me. But at least I can puke in her car. Overall she is quite the amazing little person. She is half the size of anyone and twice the person. She is mighty but kind. A true force of nature. And since I have discovered that to make her happy rather than miserable my life has been so much better. At its core my life is fine because we are good. I have had my fair share of marital trouble and can gladly say that life is far better without it. I have figured out also that all she requires is some time and attention. Like all of us we need things from others. I was lucky in finding someone who is not needy. It does not mean that they don't need to be happy. So I will make this note brief as I will go home and take her to our favorite restaurant. Perspective is everything. Someone who does not abuse you when you are vulnerable is amazing. People need to accept what is not perfect in others. Most people find great faults and capitalize and rejoice over it. She does not.....Now if I make that type of behavior a habit my ass is cooked.

BOB

A liltte self gratification can go a long way

Hello All,

Not doing as bad as I was. I feel that I may have passed the point of burn out so I look forward to the new levels of despair that I will find myself in. Overall I do feel better, I had some of Rocco's Sausage and I just feel better. Thank you Rocco. I will show my wife how you handled your sausage so maybe she could do it as well. Truth be told half as well and I would be pleased. Rocco's Sausage was likely the best I ever had. He tends to go all the way with what ever he does and that is why he is famous in these parts. God bless Rocco's sausage. Now I was not ready to ask him to make me a cream sauce as his wife prefers just the sausage as do I. Some day it would be nice to see how he makes a cream sauce as he makes everything so well. A true standard to be compared to. Simple yet Delicious. He should have his own cooking show and me as his ed McMahon saying you are correct sure. Your sausage is near perfect. NASA should measure the quality of your sausage. Okay, I don't want to cross over to gayness here on this blog. My brother Tim is coming into town with my brother Mike. Maybe we can have a threesome, like the old days.

Well lets see I did thank Rocco for sharing his sausage, I suppose next blog I will have to thank Don for showing me some excellent world class clam. I cant wait. I do like sausage but I still prefer the taste of clams. I assure you that if clams are available I will not be eating any sausage. I do have a preference and when fresh they are the best.

Okay, That is all for today. I have to go home and pack to prepare for my trip to BOSTON. It will be very nice. It will be great to get away from the excitement that is my life.

BOB

I am at Rocco's Eating some grub.

I am not yet ready to make decisions. Please don't ask me questions when I do not want to receive them. If you are fucking busy with something I tend not to ask you questions. What are you doing. Are you going to do this next. Please for the love of God Shut the FUCK UP. I don't ask questions all the time just most of the time. If you want to annoy the piss out of someone ask them questions while they are doing something. It is my newest pet peeve. Also just ask me what you want to lead me to some destination. If it is hot in the room don't say it is hot. Ask if you can turn down the thermostat or better yet just do it. I would not refuse your comfort. Its hot, its cold, its too bright, I am too gay. Just do it and leave me out of it.

I don't mean to be too easily offended but I am warning the general world that I have not hit anybody in quite a long time and I feel that EVIL BOB is due for an appearance.

May peace love and harmony fill your heart and those also to whom you love

GOD BLESS

BOB

Happy Fourth of July

Not much new with me. Just relaxing in the heat of the day. Washed and waxed my old man car. It looks nicer but who is going to notice a Buick century. It would be like me shaving my balls. Sure it looks better but who would notice. Let alone care. Maybe, I am just not a flashy guy. I had a talk with my wife yesterday and she is convinced that I could not get laid at will when I was younger. All because I didn't does not mean that I couldn't. I am sure that I had more opportunity than I exercised. I don't have any regrets anyway but more may have been better. Either way I don't have any illegitimate children or a dreadful rash that would infect my hands that would infect you because I am a hugger. I showed her later my dance moves and man strut. She is even more convinced that she was right. Now in my history I was never the guy to follow if you wanted to score the chicks so maybe I will concede the truth. Who else would ask a hot waitress at a bar if they have a break room or better yet a dental plan. Oh well, If I get another chance at the world I would most likely do it all again the same anyway. I make a poor wing man. I am not interested in entertaining women on their terms. Either you enjoy my humor and company or you don't. Women tend to don't as you may have noticed I tend to say things that are on the boarder line of bad taste. I think that I am funny often, and most definitely more often than you. Now I have some women friends but I do not scale it down all that much. If they like it I like them. If they say you shouldn't say that. I say SCREW YOU. at least in my head. I generally avoid them after that. Why do you deserve special treatment from me when I require none of it from you. As I have gotten older I have become more acceptable in general but I am usually irritated by those who require special consideration. I have an option for you. Just don't be my friend. I will OK with that.
I definitely have a male personality or at least sense of humor. The women I have run into over the course of my life tend to fake more often. I may be allot of things but fake is not one of them. If I have to behave in an unorthodox way just to be in your company why bother. However, if I trust and admire you I would gladly behave in anyway that pleases you. There are many people in my life, my in laws and others, that I freely engage the good BOB for. People wonder how I do it. It is the same BOB just a different approach. The key to it all is that I like or love them therefore I want to be pleasant for them. SO if you find me rude and crude A. you do get my humor because you are such a tight ass and or B I just don't care. You pick.