Happy Fourth of July

Not much new with me. Just relaxing in the heat of the day. Washed and waxed my old man car. It looks nicer but who is going to notice a Buick century. It would be like me shaving my balls. Sure it looks better but who would notice. Let alone care. Maybe, I am just not a flashy guy. I had a talk with my wife yesterday and she is convinced that I could not get laid at will when I was younger. All because I didn't does not mean that I couldn't. I am sure that I had more opportunity than I exercised. I don't have any regrets anyway but more may have been better. Either way I don't have any illegitimate children or a dreadful rash that would infect my hands that would infect you because I am a hugger. I showed her later my dance moves and man strut. She is even more convinced that she was right. Now in my history I was never the guy to follow if you wanted to score the chicks so maybe I will concede the truth. Who else would ask a hot waitress at a bar if they have a break room or better yet a dental plan. Oh well, If I get another chance at the world I would most likely do it all again the same anyway. I make a poor wing man. I am not interested in entertaining women on their terms. Either you enjoy my humor and company or you don't. Women tend to don't as you may have noticed I tend to say things that are on the boarder line of bad taste. I think that I am funny often, and most definitely more often than you. Now I have some women friends but I do not scale it down all that much. If they like it I like them. If they say you shouldn't say that. I say SCREW YOU. at least in my head. I generally avoid them after that. Why do you deserve special treatment from me when I require none of it from you. As I have gotten older I have become more acceptable in general but I am usually irritated by those who require special consideration. I have an option for you. Just don't be my friend. I will OK with that.
I definitely have a male personality or at least sense of humor. The women I have run into over the course of my life tend to fake more often. I may be allot of things but fake is not one of them. If I have to behave in an unorthodox way just to be in your company why bother. However, if I trust and admire you I would gladly behave in anyway that pleases you. There are many people in my life, my in laws and others, that I freely engage the good BOB for. People wonder how I do it. It is the same BOB just a different approach. The key to it all is that I like or love them therefore I want to be pleasant for them. SO if you find me rude and crude A. you do get my humor because you are such a tight ass and or B I just don't care. You pick.